Playing yo role: niggas,bitches&hoes...

BEFORE yu begin:

Bitches=my beautiful females, Niggas=my beautiful men, &&HOES. well yall know what a hoe is. =) ENJOY...

Come'on now people...I don't understand what's going on now but a change is needed. ASAP. I'm all about folks living life to the fullest, not regretting anything, blah blah blah, etc etc etc. BUT, and that's a big but, know your "role" in life. Don't play basic & act like you don't know what your role is because now not only are you simple, but your fucking up the game. Need an example? Sure...Kelis is playing the fuck outta her role right now. The crazy, money driven, single baby momma role. How do I know she's actually playing it right? Well, the bitch (& i say that with such class) just got a court ordered $44,000 a month in support. Now ladies & gents, I'm no math wiz, but my iphone app has came to the number of $1,466 a day for Mrs.Ex-Nas. Lets not get it twisted I don't encourage gold digging or any the like, but you have to wonder if she pre-thought this baby thang out. WTF does a baby need thats costs forty-four thousand a month? Women who aren't playing their roles are the ones who are getting knocked up, but instead of having a famous, successful, wealthy, & sexy (if you squint your eyes) husbands, these simple broads chose to have pookie from down the street who already got 5 kids by 7 baby mommas & stand on the black selling 2 for $5 weed bags as they man of choice. The two arent equal bitches. Step yo role game up. Nas is the only one who can be mad at kelis, cause she's getting straight paid to do what regular ass moms do for free on a daily basis. The bitch played her role well. But the best role you can possible play bitches is the confident, self assured role. If you love yourself more then you love a nigga you can only win. If you are content with your beauty, your status, and your lifestyle & you can say it with dignity then no one can knock you. Take a look at Amber Rose, call her baldheaded, a man, a stripper, shes in a happy place and you can tell from just looking at a picture. Same with Nicki Minaj. All the haters in the world can talk they shit but ol' girl knows her role and thats why them two bitches is shining.

Moving on to you niggas. Niggas, niggas, niggas. Cant live with em, cant live without them. But again, they arent playing their roles either. Aint nothing hard about keeping yo shit together fellas. I swear its so simple. If you got a girlfriend, dont cheat. If you cheat, and she finds out, dont lie. If you lie, do it well. & keep all 2nd place bitches in they places. A nigga who plays the role of a honest man is the man who is winning. Who can be mad at you? All you gotta say is "i told you so". Out of relationships, play the role of a smart man. I know i know, some of you just dont got it, but you can always fake the funk. Know your talents. Just because you can make black and crack rhyme dont mean you need to be a rapper. Dr Seuss could do that shit too. Be about your money first, and have a legal grind. Everyone cannot be a drug dealer. Even smarter advice from a dude who refuses to be named "The less bitches you fuck, the less drama you have." (See what bitches do to your pockets in above paragraph, hoes do even worse).

LAST but not least are the fucking hoes. Ugh, i personally cant stand em. & I dont mean the street walker type hoes, but the undercover stanks who messes shit up for the rest of us. Who go from friend to friend fuckin on everybody, playing a role of disguise. Niggas will only get away with what we as females LET them get away with. Bitches if a man disrespects you, its prolly a HOES fault. That nigga prolly had an ex who let him call her a bitch, so when he met you he figured it was ok to do the same to you. The cycle continues. HOES your role and job is to stfu and handle business. If your ok with being the 2nd place chick, then dont call up a niggas main bitch tryna steal her shine. If you do, your not playing your role. I mean how else could I explain this? DONT be a supahead. That silly hoe is so far away from playing her role that it tickles my tummy. You cant go have intercourse with a whole bunch of niggas, blame them for it & then put them on blast. Thats not how the game goes. Especially if you want people to feel sorry for you. You only look more stupid, an your embarrassing the fuck out of us regular bitches.

I can truly go on and on and on and on. But thats enough ranting for tonight. Im sure somebody will do something to spark up a follow up post realllll soon. Let me know how ya'll feel though. & yes jazz has a potty mouth. its just the way i talk when im not around pops =)

'til later, xoxo

Trey Songz Anticipation Mixtape Review

First off let me start out by saying that Trey Songz is an amazing entertainer. Not only is he beyond f-iing gorgeous but he is out of this world talented. With hit songs such as "Wonderwoman" & "I Cant Help but Wait" under his belt I never once doubted the quality of his first mixtape release. I downloaded (shhh dont tell anyone) the song "Invented Sex" featuring Drake a couple of weeks ago from limewire and I was completely satisfied. The vocals are a step higher then so-so but the lyrics & the beat are catchy as fuck which these days is all you need for a hit single. I caught myself singing the chorus all day today. By featuring Drake on the song it only heightened its soon to be popularity. Everyone seems to like smooth rhyming Drake these days so the two of them together are a perfect match. This small preview only had me more JUiCED to hear the whole mixtape appropriately entitled: Anticipation. 

Anticipation is some straight lets make some babies, have a one night stand, handle this make up sex before I go to sleep type of "album". Not to say Trey'z first two CD's weren't either but got daymn. Just look at the name of a few songs : "Scratching Me Up", "Yo Side of the Bed" & "On the Bed". Im hella feelin' "Infidelity" because the lyrics are true as hell. I love when I can relate to a song. Im also a big fan of "Famous". The song is about the life possible with Trey, something all of us ladies have dreamed about about at one point or another. It takes you to another world for a couple of minutes with a chance to fantasize.

I know in several years Trey will mature even more and sing outside of the everyday sex topics, but for now this mixtape will do. It's not his best, I'm sure he's holding on to those songs for his third album, but nevertheless the songs have an addicting nature to them and his voice is on point. I give it a 4.0 outta 5. But ima shut the hell up now, dont wonna ruin all the fun of downloading the mixtape yourself, or buying it which I'm sure Trey Songz & myself would rather you do. 

Remember to cop the mixtape Anticipation out in stores now & get the New Album, Ready, which will drop August 4th of this year. 

Let me know what ya'll think...is Trey underrated? or is there a reason hasn't got all the props that I believe he deserves...

xoxo 

jazmine dalisa